Heath Ledger winning an Oscar for ‘Best Supporting Actor’ for his role as ‘The Joker’ in The Dark Knight (2008)
will forever reblog this
….and yet….they know nothing about you!! I joke with people, whether I’ve known them forever or just for a day!! And the fact that you think I’d actually be that fucked up……well shit….don’t be so nosy….if I can tell you exactly what makes you smile and what makes you frown….what makes you excited to what makes you mad….and you can’t even tell me my favorite color……maybe that’s just it……I love you means nothing when you can’t even tell me what it means to you….why….how….when….it’s different for everyone….the meaning is endless….but yet….you couldn’t even tell me that!! I’m not perfect….and holy shit I NEVER WILL BE!!!! NO ONE IS!!!! And THAT’S GREAT!!!! I fucking love fucking up!!!! It teaches me a lesson!! I fucking love laughing at the end of every mistake I have ever made!! I fucking love crying, because it shows I have a heart!! There have been times I didn’t cry when I seriously thought I would….but that’s okay….because maybe it didn’t have as much meaning as I thought!! SO FUCK YOU if you want to make me feel like shit for a JOKE!!!! If you want out of my life….PLEASE, just walk the fuck out, you are more than capable of it all on your own!! I expect TRUST from both sides….if I can’t trust you….well I guess that’s that!! But if you even think you can’t trust me….OH PLEASE let me point you in the direction out of my life<33 Sweetie it’s simple……NO ONE controls me and if I start feeling controlled……I shit you not……I’ll teach you how easy it is for me to bid you adieu!!
But, if for some reason we’re not closer, if something has gotten between us, please, I’m begging you…don’t give up on me. Stay. Stay with me. Work it out with me. Just don’t leave me…please.
I don’t know how much vodka I put in this but I’m going to drink it anyway: a memoir
this drink tastes awful but I can’t waste alcohol: a sequel
if someone has a fucking phobia of something don’t be an asshole and play with their fear for your own amusementUNLESS IT’S HOMOPHOBIA. THEN YOU ACT AS NON-STRAIGHT AS YOU CAN AND WATCH THE BLOOD POUR OUT OF THEIR EYES
A+ relationship: Playing video games together, rough sex, pizza and awful humor that only you two can laugh at.
Why go outside when you can use google street view
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